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savagemama: Life at one speed

By Jennifer Savage

Yesterday I walked into the kitchen past a muddy stream of something on the floor. Just as I was trying to figure out what it was I saw a strange object in the kitchen sink. Covered in mud and dripping wet, one of Eliza’s new cleats lay there with the lunch dishes. I stood there for a second wondering how, why? About that time she walked through the room wearing her camos and a black, sleeveless basketball jersey with the number 21 across the front. Her hair was nearly in dreads from three days of having the flu and her eyes were red, her nose running. She had one tennis shoe on and had left the other in the backyard where the sun shone bright and high for the first time since anyone around here could remember.

“Did you? Is this your cleat?” I said. “Were you washing it off?”
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savagemama: Lord, help me

By Jennifer Savage

This morning I pulled onto the highway and into a snowy moment. I say moment because in spring, in Montana, that’s how the weather arrives. And departs. By the moment. As my car accelerated up a small hill I realized it was exactly 32 degrees, which as we all know around here, means the roads are as slippery as snot. So I slowly drove a few hundred yards when Eliza started asking her hallmark 4,001 questions. When we get in the car, that child starts firing off questions and she doesn’t stop until I pull up the parking break, open the door and announce it’s time to get out. That is unless I tell her I’m taking a break from questions, which I often do because she never seems to run out of them. But this morning I let her go and it went something like this:
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savagemama: A more perfect union

By Jennifer Savage

I like to think I’m a fairly tech savvy kind of girl. I’m the one who downloads updates, figures out the wireless modem and installs printer drivers. In other words, for those of you who grew up in the 1980s as I did, I’m the one who programs the VCR in our household. And I like to think this computer I’m typing on actually belongs to me, by default, because I’m the one who knows how to work it. Then I sit down with iTunes as I did the other morning and I get schooled in an application I’m not sure I understand. The most shocking part of this little walk down a back alley called “What the…?” was the fact that not only does my husband understand iTunes, he has another life, wide and vast, in places I never venture. Librivox. EconTalk. Alternative Radio.

Seth listening to a TED Talk

With 1,300 podcasts sitting in our iTunes, I realized he uses my computer a lot more than I thought. So much so I started wondering which one of us is actually doing the trespassing here.

When I asked him what exactly Librivox meant, he smiled a little smile and adjusted his glasses.

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savagemama: MisSOULandia

By Jennifer Savage

I’m thinking of getting a bumper sticker. I know. That’s a bold statement. I’m not really what I’d consider one of those people. At least not anymore.

She's working on her smug stare.

But these days I’m considering a bumper sticker for pure logistical reasons. The other day I nearly loaded my groceries into someone else’s car. I need an identifier, a red flashing arrow that says, “Savage, this is your car!” I need something that makes my dirty, winter-worn, silver 2006 Subaru Outback stand out from all the other dirty, winter-worn, silver 2006 Subaru Outbacks in Missoula. I could get one of those MisSOULa bumper stickers, I thought. But it would not help my car stand out because if there is anything more ubiquitous in Missoula than having a Subaru, it’s have a MisSOULa sticker on the back window of your Subaru. I was having this little conversation in my head as I pushed my empty cart back to the store and realized then that this scenario sounded like an episode out of Portlandia, the sketch comedy — quickly becoming a cult classic — that pokes gentle, loving fun at the smug, elite, sanctimonious side of the city of Portland.

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savagemama: March on

By Jennifer Savage

Two days ago I woke up to this Facebook status update from my friend Bobbie who lives in Eugene.

“Dear month of February: I don’t know what hurt your inner child has suffered that you had to pack such a punch every single day so far. And now this hissy fit storming? Use the leap day this year to get your self-help on, girl. And don’t let the door hit your butt too hard on the way out.”

I wrote to tell her I thought her description of February was spot on and asked if I could quote her.

“Absolutely!” she said. “I’ve decided February is some kind of stone, cold bitch the last couple years.”

In case you missed February’s departure in the wee hours this morning I’m here to tell you the stone, cold bitch has officially gone away. For another year. We Northwestners have done our penance. It’s over. And no one is happier about it than me.

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